Houseplant Tees

On the sill: one plate per plant

This is the brightest sill in the house, the one where the pots end up because that is where things grow. Each tee here carries a single houseplant drawn as a numbered plate: a split Monstera leaf, a length of golden pothos with its nodes showing, a hoya in flower, a Chinese money plant with two pups, a fiddle-leaf fig, a polka dot begonia, and a long sleeve with five pots in a row. Under every drawing is a specimen label with the plant’s common name and its botanical name, so the shirt says exactly which plant it is.

These are printed t-shirts, not plants. Nothing living is in the parcel, which also means nothing in it needs declaring when it travels to Australia or New Zealand.

All of them are unisex and run from S to 5XL. If you are between two sizes, the size guide shows how to compare against a tee you already own. Plate No. 1, the Monstera, has a collector’s line for your name; you type it on the product page and see it on the label before you order.

Each tee is printed to order in 1-3 business days and ships free from the USA to the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, arriving in 7-14 business days. The details are on the Shipping & Delivery page, and returns are open for 60 days under the Returns & Exchanges policy.